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A couple is expecting their very first baby. At the hospital, their doctor said, Mr. Pierre, through modern technology, we’ve found a way to transfer some of your wife’s pain on to you so that she’d suffer less during the birthing process. Would you be interested in helping her out? The man, being all sweet and sensitive, moved by the love for her says yes without a moment of hesitation. Well, the big day came, and the man is hooked to a machine.
Ok, says the doctor, I’ll just start off nice and easy with 20 percent to see how you fare. So some of the pain got transferred and the man was aske how he was feeling, « oh, I feel great!”
Ok, let’s move it up a nodge to 50 then shall we?
Again, the husband was asked how he was feeling, and once again, he responded « absolutely wonderful:, keep it coming doctor, anything to help my wife out! And miraculously, the husband does not show any sign of suffering. So it was decided that all the pain was taken from his wife and give it all to her husband.
So the rest got transferred, and thanks to her husband, his wife had a pain free birth!
The couple, thrilled by their beautiful baby, and a wonderful birth experience came home only to find their mailman dead on their doorstep.
hehehehehehe!
lol
Oh, no! Hahahaha! Nice one!
I do like to feel the pain, now.
lol that was nice.
Raaj
it is always the mail man or the milk man.
lol! very funny wasn't expecting that!